Michy Batshuayi

Struggling Chelsea snatch fortuitous win over Watford

Chelsea produced a dramatic late comeback from 2-1 down to beat Watford 4-2 at Stamford Bridge on Saturday. A superb substitute appearance from Michy Batshuayi made the difference as Watford’s poor finishing meant they...

A Good Point Earned from An Entertaining Encounter

Eden Hazard struck his second of the night to secure a point on Tuesday evening as Chelsea came from behind to draw with Roma. Having been 2-0 up then 2-3 down, Hazard finished a good...
Cahill v Crystal Palace

Who Needs a DeLorean?

You've got no credible use for a flux capacitor when you can automatically go back to 1970 with a visit to Selhurst
Chelsea v Crystal Palace

Rock Bottom Palace Expose Chelsea’s Lack of Depth

Chelsea returned to action from the international break without Kante and Morata, and turned in a dire performance in defeat to Crystal Palace. Against a side that was yet to score a goal in the...
Cahill v Manchester City

Let’s blame Cahill!

Well that got your attention. If you came here joyfully looking for a Gary-bashing session: Shame. On. You. I got a text from my dear old mum on 85 minutes. "Why do Chelsea look so...
Christensen v Manchester City

Chelsea swept aside by magnificent Manchester City

Manchester City only needed a Kevin de Bruyne cracker to see off the champions at Stamford Bridge on Saturday evening. Pep Guardiola’s side maintained the top of the table pace with Manchester United, and...
Kante and Conte against Atletico Madrid

Sublime Chelsea Ruin Atletico’s Opening Night

Chelsea produced a performance worthy of champions league contenders at Atletico Madrid’s new ‘Metropolitano’ stadium.  By far the best performance of our season so far, Conte got things tactically spot on and reduced Atleti...
Fabregas against Atletico Madrid

Carry On Champions League

I warn you - if you are not of the disposition that finds lewd British sexual innuendo amusing. You should go and find your match report elsewhere, because tonight, Patsy was in town.  In the News: Real...
Rudiger in action against Stoke City

Wearesterk

No. I'm not speaking Flemish. In London, "we are Stoke" would constitute three words using actual English. In "Sterk" it's one. It took nigh on the entire match to translate that. In the News: Diegogate is...
Morata scores against Stoke City

Alvaro Morata’s Hat Trick Leads Chelsea to Victory

Just two days after Diego Costa’s departure from Chelsea was made official, Alvaro Morata showed that life after Costa may not be so bad. Morata recorded his first hat trick for the Blues, as Chelsea...