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Red Card Saves Chelsea From Any Azerbaijan Awkwardness

Chelsea strode to the easiest of Champions League victories as they won 4-0 against Qarabag in Azerbaijan on Wednesday night. The Premier League champions confirmed their place in the last 16 with a match...

Rampant Chelsea Pile Pressure on Pulis

The pressure has been piling on Tony Pulis as of late. This match certainly didn’t help. With the West Bromwich Albion owner in the stands to see the Baggies take on Chelsea, the visitors...

Chelsea Show Fighting Spirit to Defeat Manchester United

Chelsea came out on top against Manchester United at Stamford Bridge on Sunday evening after a good overall display in what was a tight first half, but a second in which we took control...

I Want Kante’s Babies

Ok want is a bit strong. I don't like babies. But if he asked after he swooped back in and made us look like a football team again it would be damn churlish to...

I’ve Missed the Great British Bake Off For This …

In the News: Why would United want to sign Ozil? If you are going to treat his time at Arsenal as a job interview it would be the same as you or I walking into a...

Shades of 2012 defeat to Napoli as Chelsea thrashed by Roma

Roma brushed Chelsea aside 3-0 at the Stadio Olimpico to take charge of Group C in the Champions League. Things started terribly for Chelsea, as they were behind inside 50 seconds in the Italian...

Bullishit on Toast with a Cherry on Top

So I’ve been on a road trip in the USA to see some of the most awesome people I know. In the meantime… Roma 3-3. Massive amount of nappy sh*tters going into meltdown after this...

Impressive Chelsea Put Bournemouth To The Sword

Chelsea made it three wins in a row after comfortably beating Bournemouth on Saturday evening. Antonio Conte opted to use the 3-4-3 system away at the vitality stadium.  Morata starting upfront flanked by Pedro and...

Chelsea Hold Off Spirited Everton for Victory

Chelsea held off a late Everton rally on Wednesday night at Stamford Bridge to emerge with a 2-1 victory in the Carabao Cup. A first-half goal from Antonio Rudiger and a second-half goal in...
Michy Batshuayi

Struggling Chelsea snatch fortuitous win over Watford

Chelsea produced a dramatic late comeback from 2-1 down to beat Watford 4-2 at Stamford Bridge on Saturday. A superb substitute appearance from Michy Batshuayi made the difference as Watford’s poor finishing meant they...