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I’ve Missed the Great British Bake Off For This …

In the News: Why would United want to sign Ozil? If you are going to treat his time at Arsenal as a job interview it would...

Who Needs a DeLorean?

You've got no credible use for a flux capacitor when you can automatically go back to 1970 with a visit to Selhurst

Help Chelsea Veterans in Action

Anyone who approaches Stamford Bridge from the Fulham Broadway side on match day will, at some point, have heard the dulcet Scottish tones of...

Let’s blame Cahill!

Well that got your attention. If you came here joyfully looking for a Gary-bashing session: Shame. On. You. I got a text from my dear...

Carry On Champions League

I warn you - if you are not of the disposition that finds lewd British sexual innuendo amusing. You should go and find your...

Wearesterk

No. I'm not speaking Flemish. In London, "we are Stoke" would constitute three words using actual English. In "Sterk" it's one. It took nigh on...

You’re Not Famous Anymore

In the News: Rio Ferdinand has taken up a career in boxing. I might follow, if there is someone sanctioning punching him repeatedly in the face...

No More Gin, Please, No More Gin

Brought to you from Putney High Street. I think. There was a wedding yesterday and we've now had a birthday party involving my extended...

It’s Two Words

We all hate UEFA - crooked b*stards. But we'd be lying if we said we didn't forget that like the European football loving whores...