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Carry On Champions League

I warn you - if you are not of the disposition that finds lewd British sexual innuendo amusing. You should go and find your...

Wearesterk

No. I'm not speaking Flemish. In London, "we are Stoke" would constitute three words using actual English. In "Sterk" it's one. It took nigh on...

You’re Not Famous Anymore

In the News: Rio Ferdinand has taken up a career in boxing. I might follow, if there is someone sanctioning punching him repeatedly in the face...

No More Gin, Please, No More Gin

Brought to you from Putney High Street. I think. There was a wedding yesterday and we've now had a birthday party involving my extended...

It’s Two Words

We all hate UEFA - crooked b*stards. But we'd be lying if we said we didn't forget that like the European football loving whores...

Two plus two equals Bellends

Where I come from foxes are vermin. Out they came to a bugle sounding the beginning of the hunt. They do realise that after...

Winners and Losers. And then there’s Arsenal

Steal of the day on TDD was undoubtedly how Swansea managed to get Bayern to loan them a player. Well done Paul Clement. But the "How the...

Please Make the Hurting Stop – A Transfer Deadline Day Diary

09:42 I woke up (being slapped round the chops by Bertie because the furry little ratbag had decided it was breakfast time) to the ludicrous notion...