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I Allowed Chelsea to Win Tonight

In the News: Clattenburg. Front and centre. Just the way he likes it. What an egotistical f*ckbag this weave-wearing bellend is. He "allowed" T*ttenham...

All I Care About Is Chelsea FC and Gin

In the News: So Mingolet (intentional sic) gets away with attempting to murder an opponent, nothing gets done to Lukaku for being a thug....

Are You Not Entertained?

Russell Crowe once asked. No, is the answer. Hiatus/Trek: I will blog the charity trek properly, because it was largely through the massive generosity of...

I Want Kante’s Babies

Ok want is a bit strong. I don't like babies. But if he asked after he swooped back in and made us look like...

Chelsea 1 Manchester United A Big Fat Nothing

Ok want is a bit strong. I don't like babies. But if he asked after he swooped back in and made us look like...

I’ve Missed the Great British Bake Off For This …

In the News: Why would United want to sign Ozil? If you are going to treat his time at Arsenal as a job interview it would...

Who Needs a DeLorean?

You've got no credible use for a flux capacitor when you can automatically go back to 1970 with a visit to Selhurst

Help Chelsea Veterans in Action

Anyone who approaches Stamford Bridge from the Fulham Broadway side on match day will, at some point, have heard the dulcet Scottish tones of...

Let’s blame Cahill!

Well that got your attention. If you came here joyfully looking for a Gary-bashing session: Shame. On. You. I got a text from my dear...