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Where Was My Free Scarf?

A flatter set of fans on their way to Wembley for a proper game (not Sp*rs) you never did see, but by the time everyone converged at the ground we were all more than ready to make an enthusiastic go of it. 

Swedes in Sports Bras

“F*ck Sarriball,” “You Don’t Know What You’re Doing” Oh but he does. He knows exactly what he is doing and he refuses to change it.

Apocalypse Now

Right now my brain is reeling. I never thought that I would hear myself say “Michael Owen has made me feel better.”

What the F*cking Hell Was That

Mother of god. This time last week I was watching a lioness chew the middle out of a still bleeding zebra and it was less gruesome than this.

Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold

Chelsea 2 (2) Sp*rs 1 (2) Chelsea win 5-3 on penalties Carabao Cup Semi-Final Second Leg Thursday 22nd January 19:45 I left you guys for eight days and...

Come and Get it

Sheffield Wednesday or Luton for us in the Fourth Round of the FA Cup. Klopp is blaming the wind for the Red Scouse’s hilarious early exit.

Frankie Lampard, He’s Won More Than You

Transfer B*llocks: Sarri didn’t know on Tuesday that we were signing Pusilic. Don’t know why that should surprise anyone who has been paying attention...

Get Me Bill Pullman

Pusilic is a Blue, the club wisely sorting that out ASAP and getting his name on the paper before CL qualification is settled. Or not if tonight was anything to go by.

Oh My God Is That Victor Moses?

Someone called Eddie has apparently announced to the whole world that Pusilic is on his way to us, in the meantime people in Germany are trying to buy Hudson-Odoi