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Apocalypse Now

Right now my brain is reeling. I never thought that I would hear myself say “Michael Owen has made me feel better.”

What the F*cking Hell Was That

Mother of god. This time last week I was watching a lioness chew the middle out of a still bleeding zebra and it was less gruesome than this.

Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold

Chelsea 2 (2) Sp*rs 1 (2) Chelsea win 5-3 on penalties Carabao Cup Semi-Final Second Leg Thursday 22nd January 19:45 I left you guys for eight days and...

Come and Get it

Sheffield Wednesday or Luton for us in the Fourth Round of the FA Cup. Klopp is blaming the wind for the Red Scouse’s hilarious early exit.

Frankie Lampard, He’s Won More Than You

Transfer B*llocks: Sarri didn’t know on Tuesday that we were signing Pusilic. Don’t know why that should surprise anyone who has been paying attention...

Get Me Bill Pullman

Pusilic is a Blue, the club wisely sorting that out ASAP and getting his name on the paper before CL qualification is settled. Or not if tonight was anything to go by.

Oh My God Is That Victor Moses?

Someone called Eddie has apparently announced to the whole world that Pusilic is on his way to us, in the meantime people in Germany are trying to buy Hudson-Odoi

Five days of Christmas

In the News: Just the half a dozen articles crowning the filthy Scouse champions at Xmas. United flew to Cardiff - are you serious?...

Will the Real Slim Chelsea Please Stand Up

In the News: Elseid Hysaj’s agent says that talks with Chelsea over the Napoli defender may resume in January. The Albanian is a right...