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Oh My God Is That Victor Moses?
Someone called Eddie has apparently announced to the whole world that Pusilic is on his way to us, in the meantime people in Germany are trying to buy Hudson-Odoi
Five days of Christmas
In the News: Just the half a dozen articles crowning the filthy Scouse champions at Xmas. United flew to Cardiff - are you serious?...
Will the Real Slim Chelsea Please Stand Up
In the News: Elseid Hysaj’s agent says that talks with Chelsea over the Napoli defender may resume in January. The Albanian is a right...
Scousers on the roof
In the News: Dave has followed Kante and Alonso is signing a new long-term deal. Hurrah. Ozil, who is apparently being courted by Inter...
Easy Football
Sp*rs: Well that was like being the subject of an Ancient Egyptian embalming, where they pulled your brain out through your nostril with a...
Chelsea 0 Everton 0
Not the game. That was distinctly forgettable. Normal savage service will be permanently resumed when we go to Sp*rs, but this is a blog with a difference.
Instant Victory. Just Add Hazard
Arsenal are just letting Ramsey go, which strikes me an singularly stupid. Either he and his agent have been making daft demands or they really are morons at the Emirates.
You Know You’re Getting Old When Your Childhood Crush Has Developed a Bald Patch
In the News: Ianni has received a £6000 fine for his celebration in front of Chequebook Pulis. I hope the club pay it in f*cking...
Anything You Can Do
Football hasn’t been a place for levity this weekend. Too many people at Leicester and at Brighton have died in the simple act of...
