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Still Less Painful than Watching Brexit

Just remember that, if this is how we are to go out of Europe. First home defeat in continental competition in three years, though, look at who we have been playing. 

Made in Chelsea

Or On the Buses with Sexpest. We had the annals (he thought I said anals) of Sexpest back in the 60s as a London bus driver on the way to the game.

Very A*seholed (on) Rum

Naaarwich 2 Chelsea 3: Just your average, run of the mill VAR CLUSTERF*CK. I was moaning enough about it before it screwed us. Nevertheless,...

Nappy Sh*tters, Meet Reality; Reality, meet Nappy Sh*tters

In the News: F*cking VAR, VAR, VAR. The Virtual A*sehole Rampage. The first talking point for every Premier League game now is computers. Not the...

It’s A Wonder They Could Even Put A Team Out

Poor Tired Red Scouse 2 Chelsea 2 (Gits win 5-4 on penalties)  European Super Cup Wednesday 14th August 2019 20:00 Victor Meldrew (Sitcom alias) went. Can we...

Manchester United 4 Chelsea 0

In the News: Not much since the previews. Just some Blue Squirrel on Luiz, who says he went to L’Arse to win trophies. Had...

Summer’s Top Ten Funniest Moments:

10. South Korean fans are threatening to sue after Ronaldo didn’t play in a friendly. They say they were promised at least 45 minutes...

London Calling

Europa League Final, 29th/30th May (seeing as it was played in the middle of the night) 2019 ​Calling from f*cking Baku. How can you top the most...

Sexpest Goes to Leicester

This is a big deal. Regulars will remember that not only is Sexpest really old. (You might recall the virginity story about the woman...