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N'golo Kante celebrates after scoring his team'sfirst goal during the Premier League match between Chelsea FC and Manchester City at Stamford Bridge on December 8, 2018 in London.

Will the Real Slim Chelsea Please Stand Up

In the News: Elseid Hysaj’s agent says that talks with Chelsea over the Napoli defender may resume in January. The Albanian is a right back. One defensive position where our coverage hasn’t made me...
Eden Hazard runs with the ball under pressure from Jean Michael Seri of Fulham during the Premier League match between Chelsea FC and Fulham FC at Stamford Bridge on December 1, 2018 in London.

Scousers on the roof

In the News: Dave has followed Kante and Alonso is signing a new long-term deal. Hurrah. Ozil, who is apparently being courted by Inter Milan, was missing today from the north London Derby because...
Olivier Giroud scores his team's second goal during the UEFA Europa League Group L match between Chelsea and PAOK at Stamford Bridge on November 29, 2018 in London.

Easy Football

Sp*rs: Well that was like being the subject of an Ancient Egyptian embalming, where they pulled your brain out through your nostril with a crochet hook. Only having it done while you are conscious....
Chelsea fans remember Armistice Day prior to the Premier League match between Chelsea FC and Everton FC at Stamford Bridge on November 11, 2018 in London.

Chelsea 0 Everton 0

Not the game. That was distinctly forgettable. Normal savage service will be permanently resumed when we go to Sp*rs, but this is a blog with a difference.
Alvaro Morata celebrates with teammates after scoring his team's first goal during the Premier League match between Chelsea FC and Crystal Palace at Stamford Bridge on November 4, 2018 in London, United Kingdom.

Instant Victory. Just Add Hazard

Arsenal are just letting Ramsey go, which strikes me an singularly stupid. Either he and his agent have been making daft demands or they really are morons at the Emirates.
Frank Lampard of Derby County acknowledges the fans during the Carabao Cup Fourth Round match between Chelsea and Derby County at Stamford Bridge on October 31, 2018 in London.

You Know You’re Getting Old When Your Childhood Crush Has Developed a Bald Patch

In the News: Ianni has received a £6000 fine for his celebration in front of Chequebook Pulis. I hope the club pay it in f*cking 1p coins. More reasons to laugh at Sp*rs lately. Their...
Ross Barkley celebrates scoring his goal during the Premier League match between Burnley FC and Chelsea FC at Turf Moor on October 28, 2018 in Burnley.

Anything You Can Do

Football hasn’t been a place for levity this weekend. Too many people at Leicester and at Brighton have died in the simple act of going to a football game. Glenn Hoddle almost died on...
Ross Barkley controls the ball during the Premier League match between Chelsea FC and Manchester United at Stamford Bridge on October 20, 2018 in London.

When £15m Starts to Look Like Peanuts

I dedicate this to Robby-kins. The only United fan with a northern accent I've ever met We'll ignore the fact he should support Bolton :D
Alvaro Morata celebrates with teammate Antonio Ruediger after scoring his team's third goal during the Premier League match between Southampton FC and Chelsea FC at St Mary's Stadium on October 7, 2018 in Southampton.

Smoke in a Minute!

Eden refuses to be complacent despite his staggering form, the dressing room jokes that Jorginho is Sarri's lovechild ...
Roland Juhasz of MOL Vidi FC heads the ball under pressure from Alvaro Morata during the UEFA Europa League Group L match between Chelsea and Vidi FC at Stamford Bridge on October 4, 2018 in London.

Please Make It Stop

Valencia has apparently joined the ever-growing list of players at United who don't want to talk to Chequebook Pulis.